9) The governor asks people to stay home and off the roads, and a state of emergency is declared.
8) Your car bottoms out/high-centers on the snow ruts in your driveway.
7) There's actually enough snow in your yard to form a snowman.
6) People actually listen and stay home instead of causing accidents on the roadways.
5) Your neighbors and friends who grew up in the North (i.e. me) are actually impressed by the accumulation.
4) You come home to find an ambulance stuck in the snow at the end of your driveway.
3) The mall closes, and fast food restaurants close as well.
2) Southern closes due to weather conditions - TWO days in a row! (They never once gave me a snow day in the entire five years I attended there.)
1) The US Postal Service doesn't even deliver all of the mail.
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