Randomness

So I've developed a habit of making notes in my phone when I want to remember a clever thought or something someone said that caught my attention, but I'm tired of having them all in my phone and decided I would just blog them, lol.

If they don't make sense, too bad. They did at the time. Haha.

"The purpose of a lighthouse is not to blow a horn - it's to shine." -Doug Batchelor

Overheard at the hair salon: "Imagine if there was such a thing as an out of context motivational speaker." (And the context for that comment was people who try to sound smart by using long phrases/big words, and yet in reality have no idea what they're actually saying.

Overheard at the airport returning from a cruise: "Let me describe cruises for you - you eat your way around the Caribbean." (In reference to the over-abundance of free food on ship.)

Pickup line of the day: "Do you have a quarter?" "Why?" "I told my boyfriend I would call him when I found someone better."