The Real Reason We Should Use Horses for Transportation

is that I am tired of cars and car repairs. When is the last time you heard someone say that their horse needed new engine mounts or a transmission flush? I mean, it just doesn't happen. Sure, horses cost a lot to buy, and they cost a lot to feed, but lately cars are pretty costly in the 'feed' department too. Plus, horses contribute natural garden fertilizer as a bi-product of their feeding, and cars just pollute the environment. But by far, the most convincing reason to use horses for transportation is this: If you buy two horses, and have one of each sex you can breed them and produce new horses to take the place of the original horses when they get old and don't function well anymore. No matter how many cars you put in one garage, they will never, ever produce another car to take their place when they start to fall apart. Cars just get old, fall to pieces, leave you with tremendous bills and are worth very little in their old age. So if you try to sell them to buy a newer replacement, it's a very sad situation. There are seriously days when I would like to drive my car up to the edge of a cliff somewhere, put a brick on the pedal and hit the dirt so I can watch the car smash into bits on the rocks below. An explosion would be even more entertaining. But now that just sounds like a movie, and I digress. Adieu.